Reindeer Poo Fragrance Poem

Santa saved a precious gift
And it’s especially for you.
Just a little something extra
And it comes from Rudolph, too!

He knows that you’ve been naughty
Instead of being nice.
Once again you’re on the bad list
And he’s checked it over twice.

Santa hopes this little poem
Doesn’t throw you for a loop.
All your getting this year
Is a bunch of reindeer poop!